"If the Stairway to Heaven Is This Hard, I Don't Wanna Go" --Bruins Escalator Girl

Posted by Bob Biscigliano in ,

Here's a great video of a Boston Bruins fan trying her darnedest to get UP the DOWN escalator after the Bruins last game. Obviously, the funny part is that it takes this blondie about 25 seconds before she actually makes any progress and is only about 3/4 of the way to the top by the end of this 1:34 video. She's just leisurely going at it as if she doesn't even know that she's essentially on a Stair master.

I guess, the escalators at the Garden switch to strictly down after games which doesn't make much sense if someone like this woman happens to forget, say her baby in section 325 row 8. Who knows? Maybe she just felt like riding the escalator one more time. If not though, certainly there's a better solution available other than subjecting yourself to this and the subsequent internet humiliation that will absolutely come with it.

BallHype: hype it up!


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