Posted by Bob Biscigliano in Sunday Night Anti-DeBreastsants
It's that time of the week again. It's Sunday evening and the impending hell that will be Monday morning anxiously awaits to torture us all. Luckily, this Sunday has brought us a variety of medications to keep us sane and mentally stable for the most part. In fact, today has almost been good enough to call off the anti-debreastants altogether. (Unfortunately, the same cannot be said for Dontrelle Willis).
It was a special Sunday in seeing the Michigan State Spartans take care of the Louisville Cardinals in surprisingly easy fashion to clinch their fourth trip to the Final Four this decade; one that will be in our hometown of Detroit nonetheless. The Tigers showed grit in their 5-4 win over Atlanta in Spring Training action, despite the early struggles of Jeremy Bonderman. This evening, the Pistons won a huge game against Philadelphia as they continue to fight for their playoff lives. This win keeps them tied for the 7th spot in the Eastern Conference and moves them a game closer to the 6th spot the 76ers currently control. Completely unrelated to Detroit, but relevant to anyone who calls themselves a sports fan, Tiger Woods won the Arnold Palmer Invitational in dramatic fashion with an 15-foot birdie putt on hole 18 at Bay Hill. He's a freak of nature and by no means a stranger to exhilarating drama that keeps fans inherently entertained.
However, there still might be a few reasons to goggle some anti-debreastants for the sake of tradish and to obtain that little extra kick going into Monday. The Red Wings ruined Ultimate Fan Day (where all your teams win in one day) by losing a tough one to the Predators (a team I often tend to forget even exists). With Joel Zumaya and Dontrelle Willis heading to the DL, a poor outing by Jeremy Bonderman was the last thing Tigers fans wanted to see. Lastly, it's still Sunday. After all that was good today, it's defintely a Debbie Does Dallas Downer to have to come back to Earth and realize it's all just leading to a crappy, work filled Monday morning.
With that being said, I think it's essential for everyone to have a small, yet potent, dosage of some anti-debreastants. This week, I give you the lesser 32B miligrams of Mila Kunis from That 70's Show, Forgetting Sarah Marshall, and your dreams amongst other things.