Is Anyone Else Slightly Disturbed by this Article Lead-In?

Posted by Bob Biscigliano in , , ,

Reminds me of ol' Billy Bob Thornton's quote from "Bad Santa":

I beat the shit out of some kids today. But it was for a purpose. Made me feel good about myself. It was like I did something constructive with my life. I don't know, like I accomplished something.
No, Daunte Culpepper did not actually tackle innocent grade-school kids, nor did he even touch them inappropriately. He merely went to a local Detroit school and read the kids stories and answered their burning questions, such as "why did you go 0-16 last season?" His reply to that? Because we didn't win a game.
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