Red Wings Make Dallas See Stars

Posted by Bob Biscigliano in ,


Dallas forgot their lube. Detroit remembered they are the best in the NHL at putting the puck in the net.

The Red Wings scored six goals, two per period, against the Dallas Stars on Thursday night for a walk-in-the-park 6-1 victory. The victory had Wayne and Garth claiming they're not worthy, Leo screaming he's not king of the world, and FOX exclaiming they are not finished sucking Tim Tebow's balls.

Six different Red Wings scored in the whooping as Detroit won their fifth straight and their sixth in a row at home. Chris Osgood picked up the win fending off 21 Dallas "shots."

The entire game was owned by the Red Wings, as they pretty much set up camp inside Dallas territory. Marshmallows, scary stories, fire wood, and teabags were all apart of the Red Wings routine in embarrassing the Stars. Dallas admitted it.

"They're the top team in the league and they pretty much embarrassed us for 60 minutes," said the Stars' Steve Ott.

That's an understatement.

Wings will face off against the Buffalo Sabres on Saturday, at the Joe.

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