I Don't Have Ankle Insurance

Posted by Bob Biscigliano in , ,

Some people don't have health insurance. Some people don't have car insurance. That's all petty. What you really need to get is ankle insurance. I'm totally convinced after seeing this commercial that if I don't go out and buy some ankle insurance my ankles will explode any time someone makes a somewhat agile movement around me. I felt them buckling a little yesterday when my mom tried to maneuver around me to get some milk out of the fridge. It frightened me and I will definitely be purchasing the insurance. Check it out for yourself.


TOOL ACADEMY   says 12:32 AM

Maaaayyyynnnne, all the ho's at the club need to get this insurance for when i spit my "swagtastic" game at 'em. Several have fallen over after seeing my beautiful face and heard my SICK lines!!

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