Okay...I May Have Done It.

Posted by Bob Biscigliano in , , , ,

I just got done with my second law school exam and I need a little relief. I'm sorry I haven't posted anything in a while, but I'm too busy learning the ins and outs of how to pass law school exams. So far I hope I'm 2-2. Enough of that boring nonsense, let's get back to the grind.

O.J. Simpson. Okay, I know he might have killed his wife and her boy toy, but c'mon. Look at that face. How can you stay mad at him? Well, he just got sentenced to at least nine years in prison, with up to 33 years for his latest crime. The Judge repeatedly said that the sentence had nothing to do with paying him back for the 1994 acquittal. Sure. Anyway, he's 61 years old, so it's almost safe to say that he'll be in jail when he goes to another life where it's okay to kill your wife, not brush your teeth, and take law school exams for fun. For his sake though, I hope the Juice doesn't take that weak Bill Cosby impression into prison. He won't last a month.

Speaking of mergers and acquisitions, the Lions are happy to hear that the federal Judge blocked the NFL from suspending five players for violating drug rules. Why are they happy? Well, because two of the players are Minnesota Vikings best defensive tackles, the Williams brothers, who aren't actually brothers. The Lions are satisfied with the ruling because they didn't want to have to win a game when the Vikings didn't have their best team on the field. They certainly have that shot now. Thanks, Judge. Lions are well on their way to 1-12.

Tigers personnel will be in Vegas next week for the Winter Meetings. I'm hyped for that. I'm praying for a solid shortstop, closer, backstop and some titty bar stories from Dave Dombrowski.

Back to studying...

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