Posted by Bob Biscigliano
You will not be surprised, at all, to hear that these stunning features will be coming soon to a body near you. In case you were wondering which body I'm referring to, the one that just so happens to be snuggling close to you like you're Madonna and I'm A-Rod, I'm referring to mine. I have officially started training non-stop, 36/7 to become as chiseled and polite as Mario Lopez. I know you have all started 'preppy'ing yourselves so it should come as easy to you as a victory over Valley. Ok...Ok....Aside from these abdominals and cute dimpled smile, a better post will also be coming very soon. I promise you. Thanks for your continued support and I'll see you over by the ab machines. Laidher.
PS- Tags are 6 games back of the White Sox now because of Joe Borowski. Not because of our hard fought loss tonight. FYI