Posted by Dupree
It has been made public by Alex Rodriguez's wife that he is a wimp. Some of you are saying, "Didn't we already know that?". Yes, almost everyone on the planet knows that A-Rod is a school boy sissy. However his wife's remarks calling him a wimp were not because of his nagging "quad" injury (we all know it's an anal fissure) but were due to the fact that he passed out during the delivery of their newborn baby. I mean a vagina can be very intimidating but come on Gay-Rod haven't you seen one of those before even if it was by accident? Apparently the child birth went something like this....Alex was standing there in the delivery room, still wearing his dirty Yankees pinstripes and he began thinking to himself, "How did THIS happen? I'm GAY" and so on and so forth. The real comical part though came when the baby was actually delivered. (newborns photo shown below)Now this is the point when A-Rod fainted and you can probably understand why. Congrats to Derek on being a father. Alex still claims to be the father and the two will settle the dispute on the Jerry Springer show next week.
Since the Tigers open a weekend series with the Yankees today, I'm going to speak of another Yankee in this post, Joba Chamberlain. Joba apparently likes to go crazy and celebrate the final out of the 8th inning. Last night against the Indians, Joba recorded the final out of the 8th inning and I guess thought it was the 9th inning or maybe he thought the Indians actually had the tying run on or something when they in fact had no one on, 2 outs and were down by 3 runs. Hmmm, usually a middle reliever doesn't choose this instance to go all Joel Zumaya and pump his fists spastically.
Hopefully the Tags put him in his place this weekend and titty him all over the yard if he happens to make an appearance.
in case you can't tell, I hate the Yankees