Day Dreaming

Posted by Bob Biscigliano

(This HAS to be Jason Grilli's mom)
Funny and noteworthy excerpt from a Yahoo article re: Detroit Tigers

"Chrysler plant, here you come: Kenny Rogers, though he does have the team's one and only quality start, is 0-3 for the first time since Justin Verlander was 8 years old. Placido Polanco is 6-for-39 with 1 run scored. Gary Sheffield has 1 RBI. Miguel Cabrera has 2. Magglio Ordonez has 3. Kirk Gibson and Alan Trammell ain't walking through that door, boys. Denny McLain is out on bond. Bo Schembechler can't fire Ernie Harwell again. The Supremes broke up. Axel Foley is off to Beverly Hills. It's all on Jason Grilli.

He's your All-Star: Where would the Tigers be without Brandon Inge, who has started at least 1 game at catcher, third base and center field? Probably 2-10 still, but he's batting .282 with 9 of the team's 30 RBIs."


Honestly, do you think Grilli's mom is more proud of her son for wearing those goggles with the mini electronic windshield wipers for the playoff celebrations last year or for having an era over 19 before his last outing?

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