Posted by Bob Biscigliano
I never thought this blog would come to this, but it has.... I have talked about a certain video game in more than one post in less than a week; and have made a video game the headliner for a as well. Alert the nerd press. Anyway, swallowing my pride for a moment, I would like to announce that today I picked up victory #500 in Call of Duty, making me the 2nd all time winning-est player....amongst my friends. Above is a picture of Michael Jordan congratulating me while wearing a jersey to commemorate the occasion of me using bullets to kill digital human beings en route to my 500th win. Thank you Mike.
In other news, the Detroit Tigers are getting worse. Paul Konerko and Joe 'the band Creed sucks too' Crede each hit a grand salami sandwich to lead the White Sox to yet another shutout victory. The Tigers are surely just saving up all their runs for the playoff push where they will win every game by a score of 34 to 12, exactly. Apparently after the game, Jim Leyland had a closed door meeting with the Tigers where he really chewed them out mean and bad, as opposed to nice and good. He would not say what he said inside the meeting, only that he let them know how embarrassing this start has been; and he's sick and tired of players giving up at bats and stealing his cigarettes for in between innings smoke breaks. Hopefully, this little meeting will wake them up for the upcoming series at home, where they are currently WINLESS. Let's keep our thumbs crossed.
To keep spirits alive and well here at detroit4lyfe.blogspot.com, I'll leave you with a real upbeat music video that has moved up my charts to #1 (Ps- my guess is these MLB players had no idea what they were in for when filming for this video... or so i hope they didn't. Also, notice how cool Justin Verlander is.)