My New Fantasy Approach

Posted by Dupree


I'm watching the Tigers right meow and have just thought of a new great approach to managing my pitchers in fantasy baseball. The Tigers have scored a whopping total of 15 runs this year. That's right 15 (my lucky number). They've already been shut out twice this year while only being shut out 3 times the entire 2007 season. So what I'm thinking is that I'm just going to pick up every single pitcher that is penciled in to start against the Tags. What I'm subconsciously thinking is that the day I start doing that is the day the Tigers will decide to come out of their catatonic state and actually hit the ball harder than my grandma can (course she's 6'5, 250....runs a 4.5 forty)....pictured above
Well Cabrera just got a single and Guillen hit the ball well so I'm thinkin tonights the night. Frankly my roommate and lady friend and well basically everyone I see throughout the day is hoping it is too since I refuse to shower, shave, brush my teeth, poop, pee, or copulate until the Tigers win a dang game. So cross your fingers and pray that they get rid of that goose egg in the win column or else stay the F away from me.


Go tigers....
Dupree

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