VOTE FOR J-BONE AND HE WILL MAKE ALL YOUR WILDEST DREAMS COME TRUE!

Posted by Bob Biscigliano

Bonderman claims he does not give two shits and a roll of nice, soft toilet paper about the final vote for the last spot in the all-star game, but I think it is eating him up inside. I mean, the guy is 9 and friggin 1. He would be like 12 or 13 and friggin 1 if he wasn't pitching every game against Roy Halladay early in the season and if he had been getting some run support. J-Bone trails Okajima, who has the luxury of Japan's illegal excessive-votes-in-a-short-amount-of-time technology, by a slim margin. If we just pull ourselves together and sit on the computer for enough time, we can pull this out for the home team. Bonderman said his wife has carpal tunnel from all the voting she has done. She hired a babysitter and a sit-in breast feeder for their new baby so she could sit online and vote all day. That's dedication and I expect the same from everybody else. All the Jeff Whitlow's need to put their Medal of Honor computer games on pause and start voting, meow.

Big win tonight for the Gambler and team.

Headliner tomorrow for the series victory; Verlander vs. Straight Hood

Copperheads drop millionth game in a row...

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