Posted by Bob Biscigliano
The Red Wings just beat Charlie Conway and Gordon Bombay's Ducks so they are up 1-0 in the Western Conference Finals. The Pistons are dry humping the Bull dykes 3-0 in the Eastern Conference Semis. The Tigers have won 10 of their last 11 games to take over first place. The Detroit Shock are lesbians and Bill Laimbeer is still drunk. The Detroit Lions are beginning mini camps with the best wide receiver ever, Mike Furrey. John Eshelman called me tonight. He sounds healthy.