QUACK QUACK QUACK GOBBLE GOBBLE GOBBLE: RISKE BUSINESS!

Posted by Bob Biscigliano

This man threw an absolute gem vs. the Tigers today on Easter Sunday. Taking over for the Duck was lefty Jimmy Gobble Gobble. He got Casey to pop out and then got taken out because clearly that's all he's good for. The next reliever, who also did not have a normal name, walked Thames but then threw to Inge who got himself out, again. The Royals then went to Riske business in the 9th who proceded to give up a double to Maggs, walk to Guillen and then a 3-run romantic explosion to Pudge. Todd Jones got the save. Tigers won 3-2. Rumor has it that the Easter bunny left Pudge some egg shaped steroids in his basket this morning so that is why the Bunny rabbit is still our day's MVP.

Pistons beat Lebron James today at the Palace thanks to Baller Phenom Chauncey Billups. His clutch play toward the end of the game helped hold off a late Cleveland run. Also contributing to the Pistons was Lebron James' 2 missed free throws and the Cavs lack of team-work. For example, Drew Gooden did a pretty good job of taking horrible shots. The Pistons looked to be toying with the Cavs at times, as Sheed kept trying to get his 100th three pointer of the year by shooting consistently time and time again everytime down the floor. Chris Webber, who had a tuba scholarship to Det. Country Day, had another solid double-double. Pistons magic number is 3 and as of now will be facing Grant Hill and the Orlando Magic in the playoffs. That might be a bad sign because whenever Grant Hill has been on the floor, the Pistons seem to lose in the playoffs. We'll see.

Red Wings go into the playoffs knowing they have locked up Pavel Datsyuk for the next 7 years. Pavel, who is most known for winning the Rowan Atkinson (Mr. Bean) look a like contest, is the Red Wings leading scorer and is obviously the most important component of the Wings playoff run. Let's just hope the Wings don't choke in the first round again vs. the 8th seed.

Other hockey news... MSU won the National Championship


Great day to be a Michigander.


GO CATS

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