B.J. Really Does Stand for Blow Job: TIGERS WIN!

Posted by Bob Biscigliano

Bob Junior, who did not warm up before entering today's game because he was giving a blow job, ended up blowing the save for the Blue Gays. He walked the bases loaded with 1 out and then proceded to allow pinch hitter, Marcus Thames to break off wood inside him and then bloop in a 2-run double. The Tigers scored 2 more times to take a 10-7 lead. In the bottom half, T.J. (which actually stands for Todd Jones, not something stupid like Terrific Job or Tits Job) got the easy save.

There has been some tough games this year for the Tigers so it is always great to win games like these. That makes 3 great late-inning wins this year (Pudge's bomb in the 9th in K.C, CMO's grand salami in Baltimore, and then today) that could have easily been L's. Hopefully, we will start to win games more handily, but the nail biters will happen and if I have any finger nails left, I will bite the hell out of them when they do happen.

Also, I forgot to mention that Bob Junior wanted to make up an excuse for his blown save after the game so he decided to pack up his peanut butter and jelly and other miscellaneous crap and take a 15 day vacation to a little place called the DL and I'm not talking about Disney Land. Toronto claims theres something wrong with his arm but we all know it's his pride, and a piece of Thames' broken bat stuck up his butt. What a ginormous coward.

I gotta get better...

GO CATS

1 comments

Anonymous   says 12:17 AM

apparently Magglio got some of Marcus Thames bat stuck in him too...

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